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On mirrored headboards

There are many angles that are unflattering to a person, and sex is one of them – Oona

Politics

New Zealand: It’s like Canada for Australia.

Inconsistent

“Why is it that I’m totally fine with abortion, yet I can’t thin the plants?” – Oona

Ass-trology

SIGN MONTH NICKNAME CELEBRITY EXAMPLES Chicken (Gallus) January “The hysterical” Glenn Beck Bill Maher Miss J. Alexander Hedgehog (Erinaceus) February “The stalwart” Kevin Spacey Ed Koch Okapi (Okapia) March “The gamboler” Tyra Banks Jamie Lee Curtis Millipede (Millipedus) April “The bottom feeder” Paris Hilton Sean Hannity Lobster (Homaridae) May “The faithful” Frances McDormand William H. Macy Jeff Bridges Tom Waits [...]

Mmmm, index finger on rye…

I like a sandwich, but this may be taking it a bit far.

O0na’s law of originality

People should be individuals by making excellent desserts, not by having silly names. Posted via email from alexis lloyd

not so smart

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An Applebee’s gift card…

Why not just punch somebody in the face instead?

The Storybook Writ Large

In honor of (and a great deal of skepticism about) the upcoming release of the Where the Wild Things Are movie, here is a look at cinematic versions of other children’s classics: Goodnight Moon: The Movie with Meryl Streep as the quiet old lady whispering hush Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?: The [...]

Spirituality: A Chart

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