And another thing...

On mirrored headboards

Alexis — Sat, 22 May 2010 01:10:34 +0000

There are many angles that are unflattering to a person, and sex is one of them

- Oona

Politics

Alexis — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 01:11:49 +0000

New Zealand: It’s like Canada for Australia.

Inconsistent

Alexis — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 12:01:20 +0000

“Why is it that I’m totally fine with abortion, yet I can’t thin the plants?”
- Oona

On human achievement

Alek — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 03:01:35 +0000

I love what people do. Except most people.

-Alek

May I recommend some Danielle Steele?

Alek — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:05:03 +0000

“I don’t read the upsetting parts of this book, but that’s a lot when it’s a Stephen King book.” -Oona

Ass-trology

Alexis — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 22:40:50 +0000

SIGN	MONTH	NICKNAME	CELEBRITY EXAMPLES
Chicken (Gallus)	January	“The hysterical”	Glenn Beck Bill Maher Miss J. Alexander
Hedgehog (Erinaceus)	February	“The stalwart”	Kevin Spacey Ed Koch
Okapi (Okapia)	March	“The gamboler”	Tyra Banks Jamie Lee Curtis
Millipede (Millipedus)	April	“The bottom feeder”	Paris Hilton Sean Hannity
Lobster (Homaridae)	May	“The faithful”	Frances McDormand William H. Macy Jeff Bridges Tom Waits
Toad (Bufonites)	June	“The gelatinous”	Joe Lieberman
Meerkat (Suricata)	July	“The well intentioned”	Michael Cera John Waters
Newt (Evetus)	August	“The permeable”	Keira Knightley Steve Buscemi
Manatee (Manatus)	September	“The floater”	Seth Rogen Marty Markowitz
Grouper (Garopes)	October	“The grouper”	Jerry Orbach Steven Tyler
Armadillo (Xenarthra)	November	“The quiet warrior”	Danny DeVito Harvey Keitel
Tapir (Tapirus)	December	“The inoffensive”	David Byrne Joe Biden

Mmmm, index finger on rye…

Alexis — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:59:27 +0000

I like a sandwich, but this may be taking it a bit far.

Tap, tap, who’s there?

Alek — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 02:47:02 +0000

It’s a testimonial to our essential dorkiness that we just looked up “tap that ass” in the urban dictionary. Oona and Alexis were of the opinion that the “tapping” referred to a pleasant sort of patting or spanking, whereas Matt and Alek are apparently tuned in to the more disturbingly true etymology, namely:

“Comes from the party term, ‘to tap a keg’.. where one inserts a tap into a keg and drinks what comes out. But the user is instead tapping an ass..”

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww.

O0na’s law of originality

Alexis — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 04:27:10 +0000

People should be individuals by making excellent desserts, not by having silly names.

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not so smart

Alexis — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:19:53 +0000

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